D How Many?

Eat your heart out, Nikon. The D4? Humbug. Here’s my new camera. No megapixels, no battery, no video…heck, no lens. It’s loaded right now with very very expired Kodak Gold 200. If I were really cool, I would have built it truly from scratch, but the kit was $20 and came with a book, so I don’t feel too bad about it.